THE RED CARD THAT NEVER WAS

THE RED CARD THAT NEVER WAS 

THE OTHER DAY I PLAYED A GAME AGAINST JESUS’ TEAM.

 HE WAS THE KEY FIGURE ON THE FIELD.

HE HAD MADE TWO GOALS, ONE BETTER THAN THE OTHER AND, AS WE NEEDED TO KEEP ON WINNING TO CONTINUE IN THE TOURNAMENT,

 I WAS ANGRY AND LOST MY HEAD.

I WAITED FOR MY CHANCE, AND WHEN JESUS PASSED NEAR ME,

 I NOTICED THAT THE REFEREE WAS NOT LOOKING,

 AND I KICKED JESUS, SO THAT IT LEFT HIM ON THE GROUND.

 

WHAT I DID NOT NOTICE

WAS THAT THE LINE JUDGE SAW ME.

WHILE HE WAS WAVING HIS RED FLAG I HID BEHIND THE OTHER PLAYERS.

BUT WHEN THE REFEREE CONSULTED WITH THE LINE JUDGE, HE TURNED TO EXPEL ME

FROM THE GAME. 

THE GAME WAS OVER!

AND I WANTED TO WIN SO MUCH!!

AT THIS, JESUS GOT UP AND SHOOK HIS LEG,

AND HE APPROACHED THE REFEREE AND SAID:

 "GIVE THE RED CARD TO ME,

 SO THAT HE CAN CONTINUE PLAYING."